================================================================= This file is a part of the 1999 Hyperreal Drug Archives Snapshot. This snapshot is hosted by Erowid and will not be updated after October 1999. The information in these files may be out of date. See Erowid's Psychoactive Vaults for more current info. ================================================================= Newsgroups: alt.drugs From: jstoiche@mv.us.adobe.com (Jim Stoicheff) Subject: Kinda Funny Story Message-ID: Date: Wed, 21 Jun 1995 16:04:35 GMT My friend's landlord sends a plummer over to fix the toilet. The plummer found a nitrous cartridge in the toilet. Not being well versed in drug or whipped cream paraphernelia, he called the landlord and said he'd found a crack pipe. The landlord called my friend, whom we'll call Lisa. Landlord: The plummer found a crack pipe. Lisa: Why didn't he just fix it? Landlord: No, a pipe for smoking crack in. He's bringing it over here now, do you want to come pick it up? Lisa: I've never smoked crack and have no use for a crack pipe, so no. The next day the landlord sent a different plummer to finish the job.