================================================================= This file is a part of the 1999 Hyperreal Drug Archives Snapshot. This snapshot is hosted by Erowid and will not be updated after October 1999. The information in these files may be out of date. See Erowid's Psychoactive Vaults for more current info. ================================================================= From: battlec@cs.rpi.edu (Clark Battle) Newsgroups: alt.drugs Subject: HEP ME! Im Hooked on Phonics!! Date: 15 Feb 1994 00:42:17 GMT Message-ID: <2jp5p9$dog@usenet.rpi.edu> $29.95 they said. Thats all it would cost. Sure, it was fun at the beginning. Id get my daily fix of 42 phonemes a day and everything would be alright. But now Im hooked! I now have a 500 phoneme a day habit, Its getting expensive! These people keep calling me...selling me more and more phonemes...I need help! What should I do? If only I could have read the fine print before I started down this hellish road I would have known better. -- ================================================================== battlec@cs.rpi.edu | YOU are a victim of the War on (some) Drugs! Insrument Builders | Know your rights...while they last. Digest Mailgroup | Ignorance is NOT bliss. ==================================================================