================================================================= This file is a part of the 1999 Hyperreal Drug Archives Snapshot. This snapshot is hosted by Erowid and will not be updated after October 1999. The information in these files may be out of date. See Erowid's Psychoactive Vaults for more current info. ================================================================= Newsgroups: alt.drugs From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) Subject: Dave Barry desk calendar, 3/30/93 Message-ID: Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1993 21:42:16 GMT Dave Barry Calendar, 3/30/93 You know how, during the Preflight Safety Demonstration, flight attendants tell you that in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will pop out of the ceiling? My question is: _Who_wants_oxygen_? If I'm going to be in an emergency seven miles up, I want _nitrous_oxide_, followed immediately by Emergency Intravenous Beverage Cart Service, so that I and my fellow passengers can be as relaxed as possible. ("Wow! Those are some beautiful engine flames!") have fun gak --- Richard Stueven AHA# 22584 |----------| Internet: gak@wrs.com |----GO----| Disclaimer: I'm not allowed to ATTMAIL: ...!attmail!gakhaus!gak |---SHARX--| have opinions. Cow Palace: 107/H/3-4 |----------|