How do YOU perceive the world which surrounds you, and all of its majesty in variety and WOAH!!! [Look on Pluto] -ANYWAY!!!

Now I am a person, thus, how I see this matter is as that alcohol is amibigous as it is the name given to a particular functional group in organic chemistry.
NOW!!! The government, or "governmnt", I should mention that I will occaisionally BY FUCKING NOW! Just leave out the quotation marks, because who are we kidding. THEY ARE FUCKING EITHER SUFFERRING RABIES, HORRIBLE STUFF. JUST MINDLESS, WELL NO DOUBT. AND AS A DIRECT CONSEQUENCE OF THIS- ENTIRELY FUCKING UNEDUCATED AND IGNORANT. Goes without saying!!!

THEREFORE; PLEASE DO BEAR THIS VERY APPROPRIATE CHEMICAL NOMENCLATURE IN MIND WHEN YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED ONE OF THESE SIGNS.
So- do what any sane up-standing citizen would do, and pull out whatever chemical species which contains an alcohol group, paracetamol, phenylpropanolamine, WHATEVER. LOL. The so-called "authorities" will - ACTUALLY FUCKING SHIT THEMSELVES!!!